I want a new Mom

I am very sure that every child tells their parent at some moment in their sweet little lives, that they wished they had a "new mom".
Last night we went to Sams and Best Buy to look at TVs for the basement. I wouldn't let Ashton look at toys until he ate his very healthy Sams Club Pizza Dinner. He wouldn't eat, so I made Jayson take the girls and leave us at the table until he ate.As we were sitting there, he smiles every so cutely at me and says every so calmly
ashton: "Mom, I wish I had a new mom."
me: "oh really, why?"
ashton: "well, a new mom would get me whatever I want. She wouldn't have a dad (husband)either, so I could sleep with her every night."
me: "would she love you?"
ashton: " yep, more than you mom."
me: "that's too bad, cause I love you a bushel and a peck."
ashton: (giggling) "okay mom, I'll just keep you."